i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

(via metalhearted)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via bubblegumdrops1995)

“ A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.
“ I love her because of her quirks, not in spite of them.



both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

(via s0phr0syn3)